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yeah_hi · Jun 06, 2008, 01:36 AM // 01:36

Introduce a real-money 'item shop' where people can buy ingame gold as well as ridiculously over-powered items (that can all be used in PvP, naturally).

Accursed · Jun 06, 2008, 03:29 AM // 03:29

Ursan ftw!!!

Riceboi · Jun 06, 2008, 04:09 AM // 04:09

Give enemies automatic rifles like ak-47's and the bullets=instant kill.

† LãwLiþøþ™ † · Jun 06, 2008, 04:10 AM // 04:10

focus on presearing more.

Targren · Jun 06, 2008, 05:54 AM // 05:54

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- add more of the missing weapon archetypes to the game (including some new professions) like Great Swords/Axes, Lances/Halberds, Kunais/Shuriken, Katars/Claws/Tonfas/Gloves(Gauntlets), Tessen/Gunsen(War Fans), Battle Staffs, Nunchakus/3 Section Staff, Boomerangs/Chakrams/Ring Blades, Morning Stars(Flail), Maces, Kusarigamas (Chain Sickles), Whips, Abusable Music Intruments, like Harps, Guitars, Cellos, Flutes

Don't forget the Math Books and Umbrellas.

Please do not try to make GW into Final Fantasy. Pretty please?

Molock · Jun 06, 2008, 02:48 PM // 14:48

Add a monthly fee. Possibly reverse the effect that UB has (attacks heal foes, Ursan Roar knocks YOU down, etc).

Diddy bow · Jun 06, 2008, 05:16 PM // 17:16

Randomly screw up drops rates, skill damage and anything else like that so those "OMG chests are rigged" guys will be right and any random team will win tourneys thanks to the warrior randomly hitting for 800 dmage and they other team "lagging" half way across the map.

Perkunas · Jun 06, 2008, 06:54 PM // 18:54

Announce that GW2 is no longer coming, shutdown GW servers with no notice, shutdown all GW related forums. How much of an uproar would all that cause and no place to QQ about it?

MirkoTeran · Jun 06, 2008, 07:48 PM // 19:48

I wouldn't change a thing. ANet is doing a great job of f*cking it up by them-selfs.

Henchman · Jun 06, 2008, 10:20 PM // 22:20

Here is my idea:

A sink is added to each of the port cities:

Any player can interact with the sink and throw his gold/platinum into it.

A player gains nothing from throwing his cash into the sink except for ranks in the "GoldSink" title.
The title ranks:

1) "I have much free time" - 1000k wasted in sink
2) "I have way too much free time"- 10,000k wasted in sink.
3) "What do you mean there is an outside?" - 100,000k wasted in sink.
4) "Who are you calling CRAZY?!!11one1" - 1,000,000k wasted in sink.

And who can forget the emote that comes when this title is maxed:

Targuil · Jun 06, 2008, 10:25 PM // 22:25

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Originally Posted by Henchman

Here is my idea:

A sink is added to each of the port cities:

...

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

acerbity · Jun 06, 2008, 10:44 PM // 22:44

add ursan
ZING!

Woop Shotty · Jun 06, 2008, 10:50 PM // 22:50

That's hilarious, henchie

Introduce a title effect to Master of the North that returns 300% damage from all sources, and dismisses effects.

legacyofkain85 · Jun 06, 2008, 11:08 PM // 23:08

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Originally Posted by Riceboi

add three playable races: terran, protoss and zerg

wait that might make the game better!

yeah would like that Starcraft Ftw

Phaern Majes · Jun 06, 2008, 11:14 PM // 23:14

Trap everyone in Cavalon and put 20 gold sellers in each district. 5 that spam all chat, 5 that spam trade chat, and 10 that whisper everyone, AND disable the ability to uncheck the chat channels so you have to read it! Unless your character name is "The Panserbjorne" in which case you become a demi-god and can slay any mob with a single glance! Oh and can leave town...cause that would suck to be stuck there.

Riceboi · Jun 07, 2008, 09:57 AM // 09:57

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Originally Posted by Perkunas

Announce that GW2 is no longer coming, shutdown GW servers with no notice, shutdown all GW related forums. How much of an uproar would all that cause and no place to QQ about it?

I think the world would explode.

Riceboi · Jun 07, 2008, 09:59 AM // 09:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Henchman

Here is my idea:

A sink is added to each of the port cities:

Any player can interact with the sink and throw his gold/platinum into it.

A player gains nothing from throwing his cash into the sink except for ranks in the "GoldSink" title.
The title ranks:

1) "I have much free time" - 1000k wasted in sink
2) "I have way too much free time"- 10,000k wasted in sink.
3) "What do you mean there is an outside?" - 100,000k wasted in sink.
4) "Who are you calling CRAZY?!!11one1" - 1,000,000k wasted in sink.

And who can forget the emote that comes when this title is maxed:

haha nice! =)

Minus30 · Jun 07, 2008, 03:49 PM // 15:49

- Give mobs Ursan
- Make PS to be target other ally
- Allow Ursan in PvP
- Random meteors kill people randomly

Balan Makki · Jun 07, 2008, 03:53 PM // 15:53

Yeah, that's a good idea, Create an Elite area with only Ursan styled MoB, for all the Ursan whiners.

DarkWasp · Jun 07, 2008, 05:57 PM // 17:57

Ursan
-Name changed to Bear Noises
-You no longer need to touch a foe to hit him
-Sound effects changed to better represent a loud bear
-Recharge and casting time for all skills have been set to 0.1

Economy
-Added a crafter that uncustomises weapons
-Players can now only enter 20,000 gold maximum into a trade session

Graphics
-Added a feature which allows characters to remove their underwear

+ This change may confuse many, but we assure you that we know what we're doing. We want all types of players to feel welcome. Though you may consider them young and perverted. Oh yeah and annoying. They ar... Wait, and they use eBay. Anyway they are just a... Oh yeah and they have no respect for you or anyon else... WELL ANYWAY, they are just as much of a person as you are... but seriously the other day one of them started talking politics and... nevermind... I'm so fired.

-The game is now completely cel shaded
-Faces have been changed to Anime
-Breast sizes increased by 2 meters in diameter.. I mean radius
-Dynamic advertising billboards added

Gameplay
-Run speed decreased considerably
-Attack speeds decreased by 25%
-All emotes removed except for dance, it now costs 3,000 gold to dance

+ After years of watching Guild Wars players, we decided the /dance was the only important emote. In addition we needed another gold sink.

-Mesmers, Rangers, Assasins, and Paragons have been removed

Marketing
-Collectors Edition Aura has been added to the ingame store
-All new releases will no longer display sexy women on the box, but we do plan on filling that space with shirtless men
-Guild Wars 2 has been canceled, we've decided to continue with the chapter system
-A monthly fee of 30 dollars is now required to play the game (Unless you go to this site untrustable website here and download the hacked version that popped up nearly instantly after we announced removable underwear. If you didn't know about this site, you musn't be a true modern day middleschooler! AND YOU SUCK!)